








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 957 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 139 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 44 matches | ||
| Wingman | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Esplay | 12 matches | 2,144 | |
| Premier | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4151 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,788 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2920 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2281 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2366 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2221 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,062,288 of utility $149 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 740 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cxztxr | 70% | 30 |
| #2 | 999code | 58% | 38 |
| #3 | OlleBull30 | 57% | 28 |
| #4 | 0fredsta | 56% | 106 |
| #5 | crodo | 54% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stickybeez | +3.94 | 87 | 61 |
| #2 | cxztxr | +1.54 | 87 | 65 |
| #3 | 999code | +1.47 | 73 | 54 |
| #4 | Rqven | +1.00 | 82 | 78 |
| #5 | Excpect | +0.81 | 87 | 73 |





