








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1391 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 248 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3996 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,582 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2480 | 23% |
| Smokes | 2253 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 3248 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 2601 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,401,089 of utility $180 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 965 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | var | 100% | 32 |
| #2 | Stylex_01 | 100% | 45 |
| #3 | cloud | 100% | 66 |
| #4 | свободный | 97% | 31 |
| #5 | cloud | 96% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | aims | 93% | 27 |
| #8 | bissu dumm ¿ | 93% | 81 |
| #9 | Legende | 83% | 46 |
| #10 | 𝗠 𝗮 𝘅 𝗫 | 79% | 47 |
| #11 | xyo | 54% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cloud | 7 | 0.0089 |
| #2 | bissu dumm ¿ | 6 | 0.0049 |
| #3 | свободный | 6 | 0.0146 |
| #4 | 𝗠 𝗮 𝘅 𝗫 | 5 | 0.0060 |
| #5 | Stylex_01 | 5 | 0.0076 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bissu dumm ¿ | 126 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #2 | 𝗠 𝗮 𝘅 𝗫 | 92 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #3 | Stylex_01 | 76 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #4 | aims | 73 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #5 | osukaa | 51 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | var | +12.39 | 99 | 60 |
| #2 | Stylex_01 | +12.00 | 100 | 50 |
| #3 | Legende | +7.48 | 100 | 47 |
| #4 | cloud | +6.71 | 100 | 22 |
| #5 | cloud | +6.67 | 100 | 23 |





