








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 823 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 99 matches | ||
| Faceit | 73 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




51 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2455 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,420 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1958 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1573 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1094 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 1795 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,100,032 of utility $231 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1209 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Engelbot | 71% | 49 |
| #2 | FragDK | 69% | 88 |
| #3 | pan1c | 69% | 35 |
| #4 | Snow | 65% | 26 |
| #5 | Xerox | 61% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Engelbot | 71% | 49 |
| #2 | FragDK | 69% | 88 |
| #3 | pan1c | 69% | 35 |
| #4 | Snow | 65% | 26 |
| #5 | Xerox | 61% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xerox | 15 | 0.0215 |
| #2 | FragDK | 13 | 0.0073 |
| #3 | Engelbot | 7 | 0.0071 |
| #4 | pan1c | 5 | 0.0070 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FragDK | 163 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #2 | Engelbot | 119 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #3 | pan1c | 87 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #4 | Snow | 64 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #5 | Xerox | 49 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FragDK | +3.00 | 93 | 60 |
| #2 | pan1c | +1.85 | 92 | 62 |
| #3 | ็็็็็็็็็็ ส็็็็็็็ | +1.67 | 87 | 61 |
| #4 | Xerox | +0.07 | 57 | 47 |
| #5 | Engelbot | -0.15 | 77 | 57 |





