








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 786 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 102 matches | ||
| Premier | 97 matches | ||
| Faceit | 89 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 96 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




44 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3073 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,389 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1944 | 23% |
| Smokes | 2869 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 1609 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1967 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,202,387 of utility $181 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 616 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ็็็็็็็็็็ ส็็็็็็็ | 71% | 49 |
| #2 | pan1c | 64% | 42 |
| #3 | FragDK | 63% | 115 |
| #4 | Aioeh | 63% | 30 |
| #5 | Snow | 56% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FragDK | +2.94 | 93 | 59 |
| #2 | pan1c | +2.63 | 88 | 63 |
| #3 | Aioeh | +2.42 | 79 | 50 |
| #4 | Engelbot | +1.92 | 80 | 56 |
| #5 | ็็็็็็็็็็ ส็็็็็็็ | +1.21 | 87 | 64 |





