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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
870 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,712 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 121 | 7% |
| Smokes | 436 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 557 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 598 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $380,899 of utility $202 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 75 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Juteur (Compte Pédagogique) | 60% | 5 |
| #2 | bubun布布恩 | 57% | 7 |
| #3 | 𝚃𝚑𝚊ï 𝙼𝚒𝚗𝚐 | 50% | 6 |
| #4 | ⭐SUPERGIRL Emilaxe⭐ | 40% | 10 |
| #5 | Princesse Lusmak | 33% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝚃𝚑𝚊ï 𝙼𝚒𝚗𝚐 | 82 | 0.64 | 2 min |
| #2 | ⭐SUPERGIRL Emilaxe⭐ | 17 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #3 | Princesse Lusmak | 13 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #4 | bubun布布恩 | 8 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #5 | Apso | 6 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bubun布布恩 | +7.25 | 98 | 29 |
| #2 | Apso | +5.93 | 92 | 61 |
| #3 | Juteur (Compte Pédagogique) | +3.83 | 86 | 15 |
| #4 | 𝚃𝚑𝚊ï 𝙼𝚒𝚗𝚐 | +1.62 | 52 | 85 |
| #5 | Alex | +0.65 | 77 | 45 |





