








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 862 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 319 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 111 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 77 matches | ||
| Premier | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




65 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6991 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,411 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7135 | 30% |
| Smokes | 6462 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 4095 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 5719 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,434,328 of utility $160 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 260 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Faze Bocchi | +4.39 | 42 | 51 |
| #2 | Suspicious Shark | +3.95 | 66 | 39 |
| #3 | qkqktm | +1.60 | 27 | 70 |
| #4 | rknine | +1.46 | 32 | 49 |
| #5 | Suspicious ChinQAQ | -0.36 | 32 | 35 |





