








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 354 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2146 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,080 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 831 | 27% |
| Smokes | 542 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 650 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1057 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $508,478 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 22 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bobanville | 16 | 0.0110 |
| #2 | qkqktm | 11 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | Faze Bocchi | 9 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | rknine | 6 | 0.0042 |
| #5 | Suspicious ChinQAQ | 2 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | qkqktm | 416 | 0.16 | 13 min |
| #2 | Harvest Dog | 288 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #3 | Faze Bocchi | 242 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #4 | rknine | 226 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #5 | Bobanville | 82 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Suspicious Shark | +3.58 | 67 | 41 |
| #2 | Faze Bocchi | +2.40 | 36 | 51 |
| #3 | qkqktm | +1.90 | 26 | 71 |
| #4 | Suspicious ChinQAQ | +0.66 | 35 | 33 |
| #5 | rknine | -0.43 | 26 | 50 |





