








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 455 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 267 matches | ||
| Faceit | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4127 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,648 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2849 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2429 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2613 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2757 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $933,482 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 496 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Doobie | 63% | 35 |
| #2 | HaNu | 61% | 23 |
| #3 | Rawn | 56% | 39 |
| #4 | kraT0$ | 56% | 41 |
| #5 | 𝓦ɑɗ𝑒 AnonyMouse | 56% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | kraT0$ | 56% | 41 |
| #5 | 𝓦ɑɗ𝑒 AnonyMouse | 56% | 34 |
| #6 | BeYonD | 51% | 45 |
| #7 | INTENTION | 50% | 32 |
| #8 | BlackSt★r | 49% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Doobie | 4 | 0.0051 |
| #2 | BeYonD | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | kraT0$ | 2 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | BlackSt★r | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | INTENTION | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Doobie | 127 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #2 | BeYonD | 120 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #3 | BlackSt★r | 113 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #4 | HaNu | 104 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #5 | kraT0$ | 103 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | INTENTION | +1.18 | 50 | 70 |
| #2 | haunt^ | +1.15 | 94 | 57 |
| #3 | BlackSt★r | +0.88 | 60 | 58 |
| #4 | BeYonD | +0.60 | 31 | 44 |
| #5 | Doobie | -0.05 | 19 | 62 |





