








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 636 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 326 matches | ||
| Wingman | 116 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3159 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,186 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4040 | 24% |
| Smokes | 4579 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4159 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 4408 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,417,844 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 166 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BigMika | 56% | 106 |
| #2 | Nacho Fantastico | 48% | 63 |
| #3 | Deke | 47% | 283 |
| #4 | Kirple | 46% | 377 |
| #5 | Latelammas123 | 44% | 241 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kirple | 1270 | 0.17 | 29 min |
| #2 | Latelammas123 | 523 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| #3 | Deke | 452 | 0.08 | 9 min |
| #4 | BigMika | 230 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #5 | Nacho Fantastico | 103 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BigMika | +2.33 | 89 | 59 |
| #2 | Nacho Fantastico | +0.89 | 56 | 51 |
| #3 | Deke | +0.05 | 64 | 59 |
| #4 | Kirple | +0.01 | 55 | 71 |
| #5 | Fore | -0.87 | 54 | 65 |





