








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1763 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 858 matches | ||
| Wingman | 282 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 72 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




83 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9916 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 47,848 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 20089 | 42% |
| Smokes | 11756 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 6998 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 9005 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,629,281 of utility $70 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1459 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TripAdvisor | 55% | 84 |
| #2 | AnimalAllen | 51% | 663 |
| #3 | AWPerator - NellyS | 49% | 619 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TripAdvisor | 55% | 84 |
| #2 | AnimalAllen | 51% | 663 |
| #3 | AWPerator - NellyS | 49% | 619 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AWPerator - NellyS | 33 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | AnimalAllen | 21 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | TripAdvisor | 9 | 0.0051 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AnimalAllen | 1156 | 0.08 | 28 min |
| #2 | AWPerator - NellyS | 645 | 0.06 | 16 min |
| #3 | TripAdvisor | 217 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kleroux007 | +2.22 | 57 | 62 |
| #2 | TripAdvisor | +0.83 | 53 | 47 |
| #3 | AWPerator - NellyS | -1.08 | 38 | 47 |
| #4 | AnimalAllen | -1.63 | 24 | 58 |





