








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 937 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 467 matches | ||
| Wingman | 365 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




56 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4311 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,866 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2505 | 17% |
| Smokes | 7120 | 48% |
| HE Grenades | 2524 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 2717 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,136,190 of utility $195 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1638 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AnimalAllen | 51% | 167 |
| #2 | kleroux007 | 49% | 619 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AnimalAllen | 51% | 167 |
| #2 | kleroux007 | 49% | 619 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kleroux007 | 34 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | AnimalAllen | 4 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kleroux007 | 3217 | 0.29 | 75 min |
| #2 | AnimalAllen | 307 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kleroux007 | +2.52 | 59 | 61 |
| #2 | AWPerator - NellyS | -0.70 | 40 | 45 |
| #3 | AnimalAllen | -2.38 | 26 | 58 |





