








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 360 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 274 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2741 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,798 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3088 | 22% |
| Smokes | 3443 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3251 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 4016 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $537,090 of utility $81 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 119 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fury | 204 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #2 | Syl | 165 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #3 | GigaCornettoChad | 103 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #4 | SsjNoFeaR ♕ | 101 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #5 | Rebel_Fe | 86 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GigaCornettoChad | +4.80 | 88 | 70 |
| #2 | Cornetto | +2.47 | 89 | 71 |
| #3 | DiggioWoW | +2.27 | 87 | 55 |
| #4 | Syl | +1.35 | 75 | 65 |
| #5 | MI VERI SIMIA | +1.07 | 63 | 63 |





