








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 237 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Premier | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1415 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,727 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 611 | 22% |
| Smokes | 881 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 571 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 664 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $207,263 of utility $103 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 38 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Icarus | 86% | 7 |
| #2 | seabraez | 86% | 7 |
| #3 | 999 | 77% | 35 |
| #4 | nFs | 77% | 13 |
| #5 | story | 75% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nex | 16 | 0.0211 |
| #2 | 999 | 5 | 0.0075 |
| #3 | LeDrien | 5 | 0.0108 |
| #4 | nFs | 3 | 0.0126 |
| #5 | n3gu1m | 1 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nex | 173 | 0.23 | 2 min |
| #2 | 999 | 140 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #3 | n3gu1m | 54 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #4 | P3R3IIRA | 43 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #5 | LeDrien | 42 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | juju | +6.96 | 87 | 55 |
| #2 | 999 | +4.37 | 60 | 57 |
| #3 | Icarus | +2.84 | 87 | 66 |
| #4 | aragornN | +2.32 | 84 | 73 |
| #5 | LeDrien | +2.29 | 80 | 36 |





