








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 516 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 79 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2549 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,593 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1861 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1705 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1294 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1733 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $845,589 of utility $169 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 234 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | juju | 77% | 13 |
| #2 | xrz666 | 70% | 27 |
| #3 | nobi | 65% | 34 |
| #4 | 999 | 62% | 74 |
| #5 | | Silva | 53% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | RIG | 52% | 77 |
| #7 | Tás de Bomba? | 51% | 55 |
| #8 | n3gu1m | 51% | 65 |
| #9 | LeDrien | 46% | 26 |
| #10 | Songa | 42% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RIG | 12 | 0.0077 |
| #2 | 999 | 9 | 0.0063 |
| #3 | nobi | 6 | 0.0107 |
| #4 | Tás de Bomba? | 4 | 0.0037 |
| #5 | juju | 4 | 0.0167 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RIG | 308 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #2 | 999 | 225 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #3 | n3gu1m | 169 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #4 | xrz666 | 110 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #5 | Tás de Bomba? | 108 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | juju | +7.88 | 77 | 37 |
| #2 | 999 | +5.60 | 77 | 54 |
| #3 | xrz666 | +2.74 | 73 | 53 |
| #4 | LeDrien | +1.82 | 87 | 47 |
| #5 | RIG | +1.05 | 72 | 60 |





