








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 406 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 353 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 55 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2949 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,940 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2541 | 23% |
| Smokes | 3249 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2234 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2916 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,898,493 of utility $214 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 80 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Madison Beer | 52% | 250 |
| #2 | Chovv | 52% | 106 |
| #3 | Ladislav | 51% | 321 |
| #4 | Klof | 50% | 134 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Madison Beer | 52% | 250 |
| #2 | Chovv | 52% | 106 |
| #3 | Ladislav | 51% | 321 |
| #4 | Klof | 50% | 134 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ladislav | 44 | 0.0064 |
| #2 | Klof | 13 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | Madison Beer | 9 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | Chovv | 6 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ladislav | 782 | 0.11 | 21 min |
| #2 | Madison Beer | 434 | 0.08 | 10 min |
| #3 | Klof | 120 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #4 | Chovv | 86 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ladislav | +5.34 | 89 | 58 |
| #2 | Madison Beer | -0.26 | 58 | 62 |
| #3 | Chovv | -1.38 | 63 | 49 |
| #4 | WORMPAX | -1.69 | 46 | 54 |
| #5 | Klof | -2.63 | 61 | 38 |





