








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 798 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 447 matches | ||
| Wingman | 32 matches | ||
| Faceit | 19 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 77 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




61 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6840 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,909 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3537 | 25% |
| Smokes | 4328 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 3324 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2720 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,208,383 of utility $199 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 645 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Madison Beer | 54% | 345 |
| #2 | Chovv | 53% | 130 |
| #3 | WORMPAX | 51% | 321 |
| #4 | Klof | 50% | 187 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Madison Beer | 54% | 345 |
| #2 | Chovv | 53% | 130 |
| #3 | WORMPAX | 51% | 321 |
| #4 | Klof | 50% | 187 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WORMPAX | 31 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | Madison Beer | 20 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | Klof | 18 | 0.0046 |
| #4 | Chovv | 7 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WORMPAX | 626 | 0.09 | 15 min |
| #2 | Madison Beer | 603 | 0.08 | 13 min |
| #3 | Klof | 170 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #4 | Chovv | 108 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ladislav | +4.54 | 87 | 56 |
| #2 | Madison Beer | -0.60 | 59 | 61 |
| #3 | Chovv | -1.54 | 64 | 48 |
| #4 | WORMPAX | -2.25 | 46 | 53 |
| #5 | Klof | -2.69 | 59 | 34 |





