








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 972 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 710 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 46 matches | ||
| Wingman | 40 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9232 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,164 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7320 | 33% |
| Smokes | 5424 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3915 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 5505 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,962,403 of utility $172 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 411 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | B1t | 73% | 45 |
| #2 | shankARTHEMLGPRO | 65% | 78 |
| #3 | ★NΞØ★ | 65% | 69 |
| #4 | DarmsteR LiveStream | 63% | 51 |
| #5 | HELLY | 62% | 229 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Posty( STF karnataka) | 60% | 182 |
| #8 | DriCoNe | 60% | 121 |
| #9 | JumpingBacon #noaim | 59% | 56 |
| #10 | IG.V Papparazzi. . . | 55% | 151 |
| #11 | ✪ Chiggy_Wiggy | 49% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IG.V Papparazzi. . . | 17 | 0.0054 |
| #2 | HELLY | 16 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | Posty( STF karnataka) | 10 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | DriCoNe | 6 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | JumpingBacon #noaim | 5 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Posty( STF karnataka) | 597 | 0.18 | 14 min |
| #2 | JumpingBacon #noaim | 448 | 0.36 | 11 min |
| #3 | IG.V Papparazzi. . . | 440 | 0.14 | 11 min |
| #4 | HELLY | 324 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #5 | DriCoNe | 266 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | B1t | +5.30 | 91 | 70 |
| #2 | shankARTHEMLGPRO | +2.44 | 76 | 57 |
| #3 | IG.V Papparazzi. . . | +1.87 | 65 | 69 |
| #4 | ★NΞØ★ | +1.48 | 59 | 58 |
| #5 | Rusty Shackleford | +1.37 | 87 | 54 |





