








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 47 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 274 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3097 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,627 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3078 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3372 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1954 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 3223 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $387,308 of utility $59 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 33 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HELLY | 68% | 79 |
| #2 | ★NΞØ★ | 63% | 71 |
| #3 | ★ FR0ST3RRRRRRRRRR- | 62% | 34 |
| #4 | zodoododododododododoododod | 62% | 39 |
| #5 | DeathEater | 61% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Baddy!! aur char chutye | 60% | 30 |
| #9 | Rusty Shackleford | 60% | 121 |
| #10 | aKKi | 55% | 31 |
| #11 | Posty( STF karnataka) | 53% | 32 |
| #12 | Mikeycharan | 52% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Posty( STF karnataka) | 4 | 0.0082 |
| #2 | Rusty Shackleford | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | HELLY | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | ★NΞØ★ | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | ✪ Chiggy_Wiggy | 2 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rusty Shackleford | 322 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #2 | zodoododododododododoododod | 291 | 0.34 | 8 min |
| #3 | aKKi | 216 | 0.29 | 6 min |
| #4 | ✪ Chiggy_Wiggy | 153 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #5 | HELLY | 119 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ★ FR0ST3RRRRRRRRRR- | +2.25 | 67 | 58 |
| #2 | zodoododododododododoododod | +1.64 | 79 | 67 |
| #3 | ЯIИZLΞЯ_Avtomat Kalashnikova | +1.56 | 73 | 61 |
| #4 | ★NΞØ★ | +1.30 | 54 | 59 |
| #5 | Mikeycharan | +0.98 | 74 | 53 |





