








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1679 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 766 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 295 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 143 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 131 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 116 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 45 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




486 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9774 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 40,232 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 15482 | 38% |
| Smokes | 12018 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 4374 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 8358 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,139,836 of utility $31 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2770 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KayyKayy | 38% | 451 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KayyKayy | 38% | 451 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KayyKayy | 97 | 0.0107 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KayyKayy | 637 | 0.07 | 17 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KayyKayy | +0.74 | 31 | 64 |
| #2 | contiki | -1.99 | 19 | 44 |





