








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 371 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 148 matches | ||
| Premier | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




48 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3018 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,598 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2698 | 36% |
| Smokes | 2304 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1743 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 853 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,127,183 of utility $179 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1133 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Boopidiebaapidie | 53% | 19 |
| #2 | BOT™ | 50% | 18 |
| #3 | Tepa | 50% | 50 |
| #4 | L-GATO | 49% | 57 |
| #5 | CIRCLED | 48% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tepa | 13 | 0.0143 |
| #2 | Vladimir Putin | 7 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | PISS_JUGG_97 | 4 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | Galaxy | 4 | 0.0038 |
| #5 | CIRCLED | 3 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tepa | 171 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #2 | Vladimir Putin | 143 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #3 | L-GATO | 133 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #4 | Galaxy | 122 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #5 | PISS_JUGG_97 | 55 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BOT™ | +8.20 | 76 | 75 |
| #2 | Boopidiebaapidie | +6.96 | 62 | 63 |
| #3 | Jippur | +4.17 | 47 | 48 |
| #4 | bic❀ | +2.85 | 76 | 49 |
| #5 | Galaxy | +0.35 | 58 | 34 |





