








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 797 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 349 matches | ||
| Faceit | 119 matches | ||
| Wingman | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5687 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,140 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7317 | 30% |
| Smokes | 5827 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 5252 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 5744 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,330,543 of utility $92 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 242 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Magiker | 61% | 62 |
| #2 | Drasun | 58% | 38 |
| #3 | bibbelie babbelie boo | 58% | 52 |
| #4 | Dora the Explorer | 58% | 104 |
| #5 | Rainbow Trash | 57% | 76 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Rainbow Trash | 57% | 76 |
| #6 | DoubleU | 56% | 107 |
| #7 | Unskilled_For3ver | 53% | 68 |
| #8 | ElgMoes | 52% | 134 |
| #9 | Chr1ssyB | 43% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rainbow Trash | 11 | 0.0068 |
| #2 | ElgMoes | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | bibbelie babbelie boo | 4 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | DoubleU | 3 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | Magiker | 2 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ElgMoes | 264 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #2 | Dora the Explorer | 205 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #3 | Rainbow Trash | 153 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #4 | Magiker | 118 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #5 | bibbelie babbelie boo | 74 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Magiker | +2.24 | 72 | 62 |
| #2 | DoubleU | +1.42 | 72 | 46 |
| #3 | bibbelie babbelie boo | +1.28 | 63 | 44 |
| #4 | Dora the Explorer | +1.27 | 76 | 53 |
| #5 | Drasun | +1.13 | 74 | 51 |





