








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 144 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 213 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2497 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,524 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3104 | 41% |
| Smokes | 2377 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 848 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 1195 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,002,577 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | denny | 45% | 222 |
| #2 | ExCalibre(%%*&%#!@ | 43% | 150 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | denny | 45% | 222 |
| #2 | ExCalibre(%%*&%#!@ | 43% | 150 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | denny | 12 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | ExCalibre(%%*&%#!@ | 7 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | denny | 846 | 0.18 | 24 min |
| #2 | ExCalibre(%%*&%#!@ | 437 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | denny | +1.73 | 63 | 69 |
| #2 | super big cup | -0.05 | 75 | 55 |
| #3 | ExCalibre(%%*&%#!@ | -2.26 | 53 | 47 |





