








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 95 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 160 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1654 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,003 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1834 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1987 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1452 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1730 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $765,582 of utility $160 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 51 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | denny | 45% | 117 |
| #2 | super big cup | 43% | 150 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | denny | 45% | 117 |
| #2 | super big cup | 43% | 150 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | denny | 7 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | super big cup | 3 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | super big cup | 673 | 0.21 | 15 min |
| #2 | denny | 489 | 0.20 | 14 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | denny | +1.60 | 66 | 71 |
| #2 | super big cup | -0.25 | 76 | 57 |
| #3 | ExCalibre(%%*&%#!@ | -1.66 | 52 | 49 |





