








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 93 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
1261 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,324 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 909 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1199 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1090 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1126 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $392,747 of utility $143 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 26 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AcLi | 82% | 11 |
| #2 | El Gorch | 70% | 10 |
| #3 | menuditohelman | 66% | 47 |
| #4 | DrKiwardo | 62% | 13 |
| #5 | Huevofest32 | 57% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | menuditohelman | 4 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | PROFESSOR_TONY | 4 | 0.0135 |
| #3 | Pambox | 3 | 0.0105 |
| #4 | El Gorch | 3 | 0.0169 |
| #5 | Flavio Mendoza | 2 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | menuditohelman | +6.34 | 90 | 58 |
| #2 | AcLi | +5.03 | 69 | 72 |
| #3 | El Gorch | +4.87 | 74 | 51 |
| #4 | Pambox | +2.86 | 79 | 31 |
| #5 | Huevofest32 | +0.70 | 80 | 59 |





