








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 84 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 58 matches | ||
| Wingman | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 40 matches | ||
| Faceit | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




56 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2282 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,212 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2461 | 40% |
| Smokes | 1510 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1133 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1108 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $617,992 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1678 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| 60% | 25 | ||
| #2 | sitrux | 57% | 70 |
| 54% | 112 | ||
| #4 | dooshie | 50% | 24 |
| #5 | Anas | 48% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | sitrux | 57% | 70 |
| 54% | 112 | ||
| #4 | dooshie | 50% | 24 |
| #5 | Anas | 48% | 21 |
| #6 | soda | 13% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Anas | 12 | 0.0307 |
| #2 | sitrux | 6 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | soda | 6 | 0.0205 |
| 5 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 294 | 0.14 | 6 min | ||
| #2 | sitrux | 149 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #3 | Anas | 83 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #4 | dooshie | 64 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| 42 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| +3.00 | 72 | 44 | ||
| #2 | sitrux | +2.31 | 63 | 61 |
| #3 | dooshie | +0.65 | 71 | 60 |
| #4 | Anas | +0.58 | 65 | 63 |
| -0.24 | 39 | 49 |





