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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 123 matches | ||
| Faceit | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1920 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,611 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2088 | 32% |
| Smokes | 1294 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 1904 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1325 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $458,935 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 600 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| 53% | 15 | ||
| #2 | Sapphire | 48% | 21 |
| 47% | 17 | ||
| 39% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| 53% | 15 | ||
| #2 | Sapphire | 48% | 21 |
| 47% | 17 | ||
| 39% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sapphire | 6 | 0.0149 |
| 5 | 0.0135 | ||
| 5 | 0.0137 | ||
| 3 | 0.0103 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sapphire | 67 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| 38 | 0.13 | 1 min | ||
| 32 | 0.09 | 1 min | ||
| 28 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| +3.91 | 78 | 41 | ||
| +1.56 | 66 | 55 | ||
| #3 | Anas | +0.75 | 67 | 57 |
| #4 | Sapphire | -1.07 | 60 | 54 |
| -1.32 | 47 | 45 |





