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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 226 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 179 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2278 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,635 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1592 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1276 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 1955 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1812 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $727,094 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1191 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Easylife | 54% | 26 |
| #2 | ✪🍁Đỗ Nam Trung🖤 | 51% | 53 |
| #3 | ✪ || CoMPLeX || | 50% | 40 |
| #4 | Morellium | 50% | 116 |
| #5 | y | 46% | 83 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Easylife | 54% | 26 |
| #2 | ✪🍁Đỗ Nam Trung🖤 | 51% | 53 |
| #3 | ✪ || CoMPLeX || | 50% | 40 |
| #4 | Morellium | 50% | 116 |
| #5 | y | 46% | 83 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Morellium | 17 | 0.0068 |
| #2 | y | 14 | 0.0079 |
| #3 | ✪🍁Đỗ Nam Trung🖤 | 8 | 0.0074 |
| #4 | ✪ || CoMPLeX || | 5 | 0.0062 |
| #5 | Easylife | 3 | 0.0052 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | y | 312 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #2 | ✪🍁Đỗ Nam Trung🖤 | 113 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #3 | Easylife | 106 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #4 | ✪ || CoMPLeX || | 96 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #5 | Morellium | 71 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Easylife | +2.27 | 90 | 65 |
| #2 | ✪🍁Đỗ Nam Trung🖤 | +1.56 | 73 | 64 |
| #3 | ZeDiBino | +0.60 | 81 | 53 |
| #4 | y | +0.02 | 69 | 56 |
| #5 | ✪ || CoMPLeX || | -0.28 | 73 | 52 |





