








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 673 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 564 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 47 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




97 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5427 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,796 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1214 | 9% |
| Smokes | 3908 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3336 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 5338 | 39% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,885,360 of utility $135 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 868 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪🍁Đỗ Nam Trung🖤 | 52% | 388 |
| #2 | 🔥JeReMiaHH ♿ | 51% | 290 |
| #3 | Zerik | 50% | 34 |
| #4 | ZeDiBino | 50% | 116 |
| #5 | ✪ || CoMPLeX || | 49% | 235 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪🍁Đỗ Nam Trung🖤 | 85 | 0.0106 |
| #2 | 🔥JeReMiaHH ♿ | 54 | 0.0088 |
| #3 | ✪ || CoMPLeX || | 29 | 0.0058 |
| #4 | ZeDiBino | 23 | 0.0092 |
| #5 | PC Rick | 17 | 0.0142 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪🍁Đỗ Nam Trung🖤 | 943 | 0.12 | 22 min |
| #2 | 🔥JeReMiaHH ♿ | 772 | 0.13 | 17 min |
| #3 | ✪ || CoMPLeX || | 584 | 0.12 | 13 min |
| #4 | ZeDiBino | 243 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #5 | y | 127 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PC Rick | +1.83 | 63 | 57 |
| #2 | ZeDiBino | +1.35 | 81 | 57 |
| #3 | Zerik | +1.26 | 83 | 50 |
| #4 | 🔥JeReMiaHH ♿ | +1.19 | 55 | 60 |
| #5 | y | +0.45 | 68 | 57 |





