








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 224 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 312 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3650 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,785 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1898 | 22% |
| Smokes | 2993 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 1588 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 2306 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,513,640 of utility $180 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 282 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Harold | 57% | 30 |
| #2 | D3M0N1C_P2T5 | 52% | 23 |
| #3 | . | 50% | 105 |
| #4 | toots1ke | 49% | 168 |
| #5 | TaKz | 42% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | D3M0N1C_P2T5 | 52% | 23 |
| #3 | . | 50% | 105 |
| #4 | toots1ke | 49% | 168 |
| #5 | TaKz | 42% | 71 |
| #6 | Skully | 41% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | toots1ke | 15 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | Harold | 7 | 0.0115 |
| #3 | . | 5 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | D3M0N1C_P2T5 | 3 | 0.0065 |
| #5 | TaKz | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | toots1ke | 404 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| #2 | . | 236 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #3 | TaKz | 54 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #4 | D3M0N1C_P2T5 | 30 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | Harold | 14 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TaKz | +2.09 | 71 | 62 |
| #2 | Harold | +0.49 | 41 | 36 |
| #3 | D3M0N1C_P2T5 | +0.29 | 59 | 45 |
| #4 | Jaakster | +0.04 | 66 | 58 |
| #5 | . | -0.37 | 53 | 64 |





