








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 321 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 166 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 132 matches | ||
| Premier | 131 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 101 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




57 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9718 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,638 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 12180 | 43% |
| Smokes | 4934 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 6679 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 4845 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,382,324 of utility $82 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 558 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | AM3N | 48% | 93 |
| #5 | PARASTOS | 48% | 146 |
| #6 | swag | 44% | 234 |
| #7 | MAKS1MA | 44% | 140 |
| #8 | B3LH4 | 43% | 76 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | snipe! | +2.36 | 83 | 60 |
| #2 | KerchowMyPal | +2.00 | 71 | 65 |
| #3 | B3LH4 | +0.20 | 63 | 64 |
| #4 | MAKS1MA | -0.08 | 68 | 51 |
| #5 | Kyuhei | -0.29 | 69 | 60 |





