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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 183 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3688 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,933 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5096 | 34% |
| Smokes | 3939 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3634 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2264 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $928,534 of utility $102 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 136 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | snipe! | 675 | 0.23 | 16 min |
| #2 | KerchowMyPal | 522 | 0.23 | 10 min |
| #3 | MAKS1MA | 247 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #4 | Dongol | 185 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #5 | B3LH4 | 110 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KerchowMyPal | +4.32 | 69 | 67 |
| #2 | snipe! | +3.63 | 86 | 61 |
| #3 | PARASTOS | +0.45 | 69 | 62 |
| #4 | MAKS1MA | +0.03 | 66 | 52 |
| #5 | B3LH4 | -1.77 | 68 | 65 |





