








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 220 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 62 matches | ||
| Faceit | 57 matches | ||
| Premier | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1976 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,182 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 810 | 19% |
| Smokes | 1277 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 929 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1166 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $528,288 of utility $143 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 336 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zodiac | 59% | 32 |
| #2 | DVS | tR1LLe | 54% | 78 |
| #3 | [FES] J3d1Alf2ed | 52% | 27 |
| #4 | ☣ [FAES] Atom1c.exe ☣ | 48% | 46 |
| #5 | CRIS10 | 43% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | [FES] J3d1Alf2ed | 52% | 27 |
| #4 | ☣ [FAES] Atom1c.exe ☣ | 48% | 46 |
| #5 | CRIS10 | 43% | 37 |
| #6 | CRIS9 | 40% | 15 |
| #7 | el1xz999 | 33% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | el1xz999 | 10 | 0.0326 |
| #2 | DVS | tR1LLe | 8 | 0.0062 |
| #3 | Zodiac | 3 | 0.0048 |
| #4 | ☣ [FAES] Atom1c.exe ☣ | 2 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | CRIS10 | 2 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zodiac | 164 | 0.26 | 4 min |
| #2 | CRIS10 | 115 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #3 | DVS | tR1LLe | 96 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | ☣ [FAES] Atom1c.exe ☣ | 72 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | CRIS9 | 53 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S3b | +3.91 | 75 | 46 |
| #2 | CRIS10 | -0.19 | 88 | 65 |
| #3 | CRIS9 | -0.52 | 78 | 59 |
| #4 | Zodiac | -0.70 | 66 | 70 |
| #5 | [FES] J3d1Alf2ed | -0.78 | 38 | 45 |





