








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 143 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 97 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1236 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,648 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1620 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1555 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1207 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1266 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $247,522 of utility $101 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 124 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | el1xz999 | 67% | 15 |
| #2 | ☣ [FAES] Atom1c.exe ☣ | 61% | 23 |
| #3 | S3b | 59% | 32 |
| #4 | aESKEY | 56% | 9 |
| #5 | Baara | 50% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | aESKEY | 56% | 9 |
| #5 | Baara | 50% | 6 |
| #6 | CRIS9 | 50% | 14 |
| #7 | [FES] J3d1Alf2ed | 50% | 26 |
| #8 | CRIS10 | 36% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S3b | 7 | 0.0111 |
| #2 | CRIS10 | 4 | 0.0175 |
| #3 | [FES] J3d1Alf2ed | 3 | 0.0054 |
| #4 | el1xz999 | 3 | 0.0105 |
| #5 | ☣ [FAES] Atom1c.exe ☣ | 1 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S3b | 57 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #2 | CRIS10 | 46 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #3 | ☣ [FAES] Atom1c.exe ☣ | 44 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | [FES] J3d1Alf2ed | 41 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | CRIS9 | 34 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S3b | +3.18 | 73 | 52 |
| #2 | Baara | +1.52 | 88 | 54 |
| #3 | ☣ [FAES] Atom1c.exe ☣ | +1.33 | 60 | 51 |
| #4 | CRIS10 | +0.26 | 87 | 64 |
| #5 | Zodiac | +0.18 | 65 | 69 |





