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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 151 matches | ||
| Premier | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2432 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,643 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1976 | 43% |
| Smokes | 184 | 4% |
| HE Grenades | 690 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 1793 | 39% |
Our logs show you have wasted $681,029 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 378 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LSKILL | 56% | 25 |
| #2 | shingo | 49% | 151 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LSKILL | 56% | 25 |
| #2 | shingo | 49% | 151 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | shingo | 11 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | LSKILL | 5 | 0.0101 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | shingo | 191 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #2 | LSKILL | 43 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LSKILL | +2.60 | 78 | 64 |
| #2 | exx | +1.16 | 82 | 49 |
| #3 | shingo | +0.71 | 68 | 57 |





