








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 873 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 117 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Premier | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2015 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,940 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1335 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1259 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1910 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 1436 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,034,175 of utility $196 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 436 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | セックスの神 | 69% | 26 |
| #2 | Lassi Kulliman | 51% | 37 |
| #3 | 400km/h peek nasu | 50% | 72 |
| #4 | FentsuTheOne | 47% | 17 |
| #5 | Vilzumaafakaa | 47% | 79 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | セックスの神 | +5.98 | 98 | 32 |
| #2 | Lassi Kulliman | +2.15 | 47 | 49 |
| #3 | Vilzumaafakaa | +1.23 | 44 | 40 |
| #4 | FentsuTheOne | +1.15 | 60 | 30 |
| #5 | BOLBUS bandit.gg | +0.60 | 44 | 19 |





