








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 685 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 103 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3949 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,286 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5636 | 39% |
| Smokes | 3570 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2465 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 2615 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $998,052 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 367 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Freedom35 | 78% | 36 |
| #2 | Dummythxc | 73% | 41 |
| #3 | ItsJustCrazy | 70% | 27 |
| #4 | Jameel | 65% | 20 |
| #5 | Soche | 63% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vysoh | 693 | 0.24 | 19 min |
| #2 | ♖ demise ♜ | 501 | 0.23 | 11 min |
| #3 | rola- | 302 | 0.18 | 8 min |
| #4 | ⭕⃤skitz | 248 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #5 | Freedom35 | 170 | 0.40 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Freedom35 | +4.53 | 90 | 74 |
| #2 | AmbbbyToT | +3.17 | 84 | 55 |
| #3 | Dummythxc | +2.95 | 83 | 63 |
| #4 | Nuwanda | +2.34 | 64 | 70 |
| #5 | ItsJustCrazy | +2.21 | 25 | 73 |





