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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 156 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 22 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
504 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 857 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 137 | 16% |
| Smokes | 209 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 293 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 218 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $235,943 of utility $274 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 18 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TsmartTV | Road To 2K | 100% | 3 |
| #2 | silver0wn | 88% | 8 |
| #3 | T3A | 78% | 23 |
| #4 | scooter | 75% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TsmartTV | Road To 2K | 100% | 3 |
| #2 | silver0wn | 88% | 8 |
| #3 | T3A | 78% | 23 |
| #4 | scooter | 75% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | T3A | 1 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | silver0wn | 1 | 0.0064 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | T3A | 95 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #2 | scooter | 33 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #3 | silver0wn | 9 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #4 | TsmartTV | Road To 2K | 2 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | scooter | +1.30 | 75 | 74 |
| #2 | Mang0 | +0.28 | 81 | 44 |
| #3 | T3A | -0.19 | 80 | 61 |
| #4 | silver0wn | -0.42 | 56 | 54 |
| #5 | TsmartTV | Road To 2K | -5.75 | 48 | 64 |





