








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 53 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 79 matches | ||
| Faceit | 23 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2289 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,704 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1515 | 32% |
| Smokes | 1234 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 758 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 1197 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $301,157 of utility $87 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 147 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Axzz | 70% | 20 |
| #4 | sQuare | 58% | 19 |
| #5 | Herbert | 57% | 141 |
| #6 | chizzS | 54% | 13 |
| #7 | weq | 48% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Herbert | 5 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | Axzz | 1 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Herbert | 288 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #2 | weq | 90 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #3 | sQuare | 84 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #4 | Axzz | 77 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #5 | chizzS | 46 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | starwarsenthusiast | +3.25 | 90 | 56 |
| #2 | Axzz | +1.81 | 59 | 64 |
| #3 | weq | +1.70 | 67 | 55 |
| #4 | sQuare | +0.76 | 84 | 75 |
| #5 | Herbert | +0.21 | 81 | 51 |





