








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 263 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 231 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2548 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,446 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2827 | 27% |
| Smokes | 3211 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 2550 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1858 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $878,324 of utility $141 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1581 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | starwarsenthusiast | 70% | 20 |
| #2 | Herbert | 47% | 166 |
| #3 | chizzS | 46% | 162 |
| #4 | invis | 44% | 165 |
| #5 | ☆VONXII 热米 | 44% | 96 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | chizzS | 46% | 162 |
| #4 | invis | 44% | 165 |
| #5 | ☆VONXII 热米 | 44% | 96 |
| #6 | Myngis | 42% | 62 |
| #7 | Demon | 40% | 114 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Herbert | 36 | 0.0104 |
| #2 | invis | 30 | 0.0086 |
| #3 | chizzS | 12 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | ☆VONXII 热米 | 11 | 0.0055 |
| #5 | Demon | 5 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | invis | 480 | 0.14 | 12 min |
| #2 | chizzS | 480 | 0.14 | 13 min |
| #3 | Herbert | 439 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #4 | Demon | 171 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #5 | Myngis | 125 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | starwarsenthusiast | +4.22 | 89 | 68 |
| #2 | Herbert | +1.24 | 83 | 52 |
| #3 | Axzz | +0.69 | 57 | 63 |
| #4 | chizzS | +0.50 | 56 | 71 |
| #5 | Demon | +0.09 | 63 | 50 |





