








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 118 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 182 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1715 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,352 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1257 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1261 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1251 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1583 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $924,401 of utility $179 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 9 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Paikallinen Narkomaani | 13 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | Skibidi sammakko | 8 | 0.0050 |
| #3 | Taigajj | 4 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | Diif | 4 | 0.0035 |
| #5 | Leiska | 2 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Taigajj | 391 | 0.30 | 11 min |
| #2 | Paikallinen Narkomaani | 291 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #3 | Skibidi sammakko | 106 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | Leiska | 103 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #5 | Diif | 100 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leiska | +2.08 | 79 | 48 |
| #2 | jepulis | +2.04 | 84 | 45 |
| #3 | Taigajj | +1.86 | 71 | 77 |
| #4 | Jermuwallu | +1.55 | 79 | 63 |
| #5 | juksu | +1.39 | 79 | 54 |





