








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 10 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank |
|---|
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 5 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
59 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 174 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 16 | 9% |
| Smokes | 66 | 38% |
| HE Grenades | 26 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 66 | 38% |
Our logs show you have wasted $34,347 of utility $167 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 2sBs | 50% | 2 |
| #2 | Happeh_ | 50% | 2 |
| #3 | WhytePhox | 50% | 2 |
| #4 | el camino veteran | 50% | 2 |
| #5 | freddy fishtank | 44% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Happeh_ | 50% | 2 |
| #3 | WhytePhox | 50% | 2 |
| #4 | el camino veteran | 50% | 2 |
| #5 | freddy fishtank | 44% | 9 |
| #6 | TwoTapTony | 33% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | freddy fishtank | 1 | 0.0048 |
| #2 | el camino veteran | 1 | 0.0185 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TwoTapTony | 25 | 0.37 | 1 min |
| #2 | freddy fishtank | 23 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #3 | Happeh_ | 22 | 0.43 | 1 min |
| #4 | el camino veteran | 19 | 0.35 | 0 min |
| #5 | 2sBs | 13 | 0.25 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Happeh_ | +8.95 | 59 | 76 |
| #2 | el camino veteran | +6.80 | 66 | 71 |
| #3 | 2sBs | +1.87 | 67 | 39 |
| #4 | TwoTapTony | +0.86 | 39 | 51 |
| #5 | freddy fishtank | -1.11 | 45 | 45 |





