








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 117 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 13 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
484 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,022 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 883 | 44% |
| Smokes | 550 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 230 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 359 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $99,553 of utility $93 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 49 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WhytePhox | 67% | 3 |
| #2 | Quoity | 50% | 4 |
| #3 | Frenchy | 50% | 4 |
| #4 | 2sBs | 44% | 34 |
| #5 | Purple Simpson | 40% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flamboyant | 2 | 0.0105 |
| #2 | Purple Simpson | 1 | 0.0097 |
| #3 | fradda | 1 | 0.0111 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 2sBs | 97 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #2 | TwoTapTony | 43 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #3 | OniPotence | 34 | 0.23 | 1 min |
| #4 | Flamboyant | 25 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #5 | Frenchy | 17 | 0.18 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fradda | +4.32 | 91 | 65 |
| #2 | Happeh_ | +2.25 | 76 | 72 |
| #3 | Frenchy | +1.84 | 70 | 72 |
| #4 | Purple Simpson | -0.19 | 46 | 68 |
| #5 | Quoity | -0.79 | 85 | 77 |





