








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 11 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
431 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,616 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 171 | 11% |
| Smokes | 47 | 3% |
| HE Grenades | 828 | 51% |
| Molotovs | 570 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $265,839 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 16 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iamdizzy | 63% | 24 |
| #2 | bennyboi | 55% | 58 |
| #3 | Vrooooooom | 55% | 49 |
| #4 | The Sillymeister | 38% | 8 |
| #5 | 5ball | 30% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iamdizzy | 63% | 24 |
| #2 | bennyboi | 55% | 58 |
| #3 | Vrooooooom | 55% | 49 |
| #4 | The Sillymeister | 38% | 8 |
| #5 | 5ball | 30% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bennyboi | 4 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | Vrooooooom | 4 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | The Sillymeister | 3 | 0.0170 |
| #4 | iamdizzy | 2 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iamdizzy | 105 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| #2 | Vrooooooom | 92 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #3 | bennyboi | 34 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #4 | The Sillymeister | 6 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #5 | 5ball | 4 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The Sillymeister | +6.16 | 84 | 28 |
| #2 | bennyboi | +5.84 | 67 | 38 |
| #3 | Vrooooooom | +4.75 | 70 | 60 |
| #4 | iamdizzy | +4.67 | 58 | 81 |
| #5 | pixelrift | -5.19 | 18 | 26 |





