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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1532 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,721 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1282 | 19% |
| Smokes | 1325 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 1833 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2281 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $460,361 of utility $82 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jiggy ♥ | 62% | 21 |
| #2 | Barry Mckakina | 60% | 25 |
| #3 | Shoot | 53% | 45 |
| #4 | Tenka musō | 50% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jiggy ♥ | 62% | 21 |
| #2 | Barry Mckakina | 60% | 25 |
| #3 | Shoot | 53% | 45 |
| #4 | Tenka musō | 50% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tenka musō | 5 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | Jiggy ♥ | 2 | 0.0048 |
| #3 | Shoot | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tenka musō | 86 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #2 | Shoot | 57 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #3 | Jiggy ♥ | 48 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #4 | Barry Mckakina | 17 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jiggy ♥ | +6.85 | 83 | 54 |
| #2 | Shoot | +3.66 | 85 | 53 |
| #3 | Tenka musō | +1.38 | 54 | 49 |
| #4 | K1touhey | -1.11 | 31 | 47 |
| #5 | Barry Mckakina | -2.36 | 36 | 30 |





