








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 164 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 32 matches | ||
| Premier | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3185 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,963 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1771 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1998 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 3059 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 2135 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,276,375 of utility $161 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 139 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kelp | 64% | 25 |
| #2 | Tenka musō | 55% | 227 |
| #3 | Jiggy ♥ | 55% | 204 |
| #4 | K1touhey | 53% | 45 |
| #5 | fleifraG | 43% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kelp | 64% | 25 |
| #2 | Tenka musō | 55% | 227 |
| #3 | Jiggy ♥ | 55% | 204 |
| #4 | K1touhey | 53% | 45 |
| #5 | fleifraG | 43% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jiggy ♥ | 14 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | Tenka musō | 9 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | fleifraG | 6 | 0.0098 |
| #4 | Kelp | 2 | 0.0044 |
| #5 | K1touhey | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jiggy ♥ | 482 | 0.12 | 12 min |
| #2 | Tenka musō | 296 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #3 | fleifraG | 154 | 0.25 | 4 min |
| #4 | Kelp | 24 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #5 | K1touhey | 20 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jiggy ♥ | +4.22 | 80 | 61 |
| #2 | Shoot | +1.72 | 81 | 54 |
| #3 | Tenka musō | -0.10 | 56 | 50 |
| #4 | fleifraG | -0.22 | 61 | 71 |
| #5 | Kelp | -0.70 | 79 | 46 |





