








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 772 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Premier | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




59 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3213 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,696 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3555 | 46% |
| Smokes | 1524 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 1331 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 1286 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $907,217 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 247 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GERVINHO | +5.84 | 82 | 60 |
| #2 | Matti | +5.00 | 84 | 51 |
| #3 | kono | +4.36 | 79 | 43 |
| #4 | ✪ Arska | +2.84 | 85 | 51 |
| #5 | chiken | +2.39 | 85 | 54 |





