








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1192 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 450 matches | ||
| Wingman | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 191 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4628 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,718 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3130 | 21% |
| Smokes | 4377 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 4498 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 2713 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,954,816 of utility $173 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 74 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Csacsa99 | 20 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | Z50LT10211 | 6 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | BoBrRr KuRwAaAa | 5 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | Muller | 3 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | Tibi fuckin' atya | 3 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Csacsa99 | 718 | 0.10 | 18 min |
| #2 | Tibi fuckin' atya | 82 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #3 | Muller | 48 | 0.01 | 1 min |
| #4 | mIÉRT ÉN 1M+ | 39 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #5 | BoBrRr KuRwAaAa | 28 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mIÉRT ÉN 1M+ | +3.35 | 53 | 40 |
| #2 | Wa(n)mIÉRT ÉN 1M | +3.10 | 52 | 35 |
| #3 | laszti95 | +0.82 | 59 | 48 |
| #4 | Bilboka | +0.74 | 64 | 61 |
| #5 | Csacsa99 | +0.29 | 36 | 70 |





