








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1 achievement has been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
97 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 388 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 115 | 30% |
| Smokes | 131 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 73 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 69 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $29,706 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | QuantumDiaper69 | 50% | 4 |
| #2 | ShaitanNibba | 42% | 12 |
| #3 | ✪ superuserdid | 38% | 16 |
| #4 | Tea with a T | 36% | 11 |
| #5 | RaaZu | 33% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | QuantumDiaper69 | 50% | 4 |
| #2 | ShaitanNibba | 42% | 12 |
| #3 | ✪ superuserdid | 38% | 16 |
| #4 | Tea with a T | 36% | 11 |
| #5 | RaaZu | 33% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ superuserdid | 4 | 0.0140 |
| #2 | RaaZu | 2 | 0.0069 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ superuserdid | 52 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #2 | RaaZu | 32 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #3 | ShaitanNibba | 30 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #4 | Tea with a T | 10 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #5 | QuantumDiaper69 | 6 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ superuserdid | +3.46 | 69 | 60 |
| #2 | ShaitanNibba | +1.88 | 60 | 62 |
| #3 | RaaZu | +1.49 | 54 | 61 |
| #4 | GauVas | -0.89 | 24 | 49 |
| #5 | QuantumDiaper69 | -4.20 | 9 | 56 |





