








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 45 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 198 matches | ||
| Faceit | 82 matches | ||
| Wingman | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3992 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,566 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2862 | 27% |
| Smokes | 3261 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1735 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 2708 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $889,841 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 137 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chilli | 54% | 71 |
| #2 | Elfa | 49% | 89 |
| #3 | Vivid | 49% | 200 |
| #4 | Dolo | 43% | 47 |
| #5 | BROC | 30% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chilli | 54% | 71 |
| #2 | Elfa | 49% | 89 |
| #3 | Vivid | 49% | 200 |
| #4 | Dolo | 43% | 47 |
| #5 | BROC | 30% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vivid | 13 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | chilli | 4 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | Elfa | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | Dolo | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vivid | 400 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #2 | Elfa | 245 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #3 | Dolo | 110 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #4 | chilli | 102 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #5 | BROC | 52 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | stallion | +2.19 | 80 | 53 |
| #2 | chilli | +1.81 | 85 | 46 |
| #3 | Elfa | +1.58 | 79 | 59 |
| #4 | Dolo | -0.85 | 71 | 54 |
| #5 | Vivid | -2.01 | 51 | 52 |





