








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 562 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 313 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 106 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 42 matches | ||
| Premier | 35 matches | ||
| Wingman | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




79 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5748 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,018 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7425 | 35% |
| Smokes | 5258 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4776 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3559 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $564,796 of utility $47 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 9818 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | s1lence | 57% | 240 |
| #2 | какая-то девка | 54% | 41 |
| #3 | Obl1V1oN | 52% | 88 |
| #4 | Etr1x | 47% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | s1lence | 57% | 240 |
| #2 | какая-то девка | 54% | 41 |
| #3 | Obl1V1oN | 52% | 88 |
| #4 | Etr1x | 47% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | s1lence | 13 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | Obl1V1oN | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | какая-то девка | 3 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | Etr1x | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | s1lence | 883 | 0.19 | 21 min |
| #2 | Obl1V1oN | 200 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #3 | Etr1x | 86 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #4 | какая-то девка | 13 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | s1lence | +3.55 | 89 | 57 |
| #2 | altushkaaaaaaaaaaaaa | +1.57 | 67 | 56 |
| #3 | Obl1V1oN | -0.54 | 52 | 62 |
| #4 | какая-то девка | -1.24 | 52 | 42 |
| #5 | Etr1x | -1.27 | 67 | 60 |





